"Pinky" The Thug Finally Brought To Justice
The kids and I were playing a game of "good thief", "bad thief" recently, and though I was a little unclear of the motivation behind my character, (I was the good thief, apparently) I decided it meant I had been rehabilitated and released back into society to help the police (David and Sofia) fight the "bad" thieves.
Here was one such criminal we were able to put behind bars. He struggled a bit when we took him in, but I think he's grown quite accustomed to his new purple and pink cell, complete with "Dora" bedspread and assorted stuffed animals as his mates. It's possible he may never want to leave.
Here was one such criminal we were able to put behind bars. He struggled a bit when we took him in, but I think he's grown quite accustomed to his new purple and pink cell, complete with "Dora" bedspread and assorted stuffed animals as his mates. It's possible he may never want to leave.
posted by Kristen @ 4:12 PM
6 Comments:
At 9:52 PM,
Anonymous said…
I think I have thugs similar to Pinky in my house. Although most of them end up in the giant pet net aka "place I have to routinely fish through for jackets, socks and/or video games".
I'm glad to see that one of them was finally brought to justice. Those thugs are quickly becoming the bane of my existence.
At 1:11 PM,
Anonymous said…
Why aren't people leaving comments for the really funny posts like this one?! Do you people not have a sense of humor?!
If every prisoner were given Dora bedspreads and assorted stuffed animals, then the rate of recidivism would go down dramatically. Really!
I went to jail, like, 36 times. But when I got my Dora bedspread, I cleaned up my act (that is, until I started visiting this blog).
At 8:39 PM,
Anonymous said…
The pink fur does not hide that this is a truly evil Frog. Thank you for protecting our society.
Marnie (anon because Blogger sucks)
At 10:24 PM,
Kristen said…
Melissa- I need one of those pet "nets", though I know it would it way too small to house all the fluffy beasts...I mean, criminals.
Michael- That's right. That big ol' head of Dora's will scare even the most heinous of criminals straight and the lavendar walls make them feel all soft and emotional inside. I also feed them chocolates instead of letting them work out with weights. Hmmm. I think I may have missed my calling...
Marnie- All in a day's work, my friend.
At 11:22 PM,
Girlplustwo said…
thank you for getting the dangerous ones off the streets...
seriously, i just found you via big red blog..and your place is hilarious.
At 8:24 PM,
Kristen said…
Jen- Thanks so much for coming by and commenting. Isn't Alyssa hilarious? We went to college together so I've got all the dirt on her if you ever want to know anything. Ah, but then she's got all the dirt on me too, so...never mind.
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