Top Ten Reasons I Haven't Been Blogging
They may be lame, but they're my best excuses for not getting around to posting anything. And the only reason I posted this was because I've been up since 5AM and there's no one hear right now to say, mommymommymommymommymommy...
You get the idea.
#10: I've got very little 'hands free' time with the baby trying to roll around the floor, putting into her mouth any small object that she could possibly choke on.
#9: Plenty to write about, not enough brain power to translate it into cohesive sentences. The number of brain cells lost rises exponentially with each child I give birth to, so let's see that's three times...um, you do the math because I can't.
#8: We're homeschooling now. My house looks like it got hit with the Kindergarten stick. If I have any more children, people will begin to assume I've begun a daycare program within my home.
#7: I accidentally just numbered this line "#10". Clearly I need more time to sleep, not blog.
#6: My wonderful husband always beats me to the computer.
#5: My wonderful husband also challenged me to a "write off". We are working on short fiction pieces separately and then getting together to review and critique them. He's been published, I haven't. Need I say more?
#4: I keep forgetting, where, to place, the, commas. He,lp!
#3: I am so smitten with "BBC America" I am having a hard time keeping away.
#2: The cats always sit in the office and stare at me while I write. Creepy.
AND #1: The baby is up from her nap...again. Gotta run!!
Stay tuned for the "top ten reasons I need regular chocolate intake to survive" and "top ten reasons no one reads my blog anymore".
You get the idea.
#10: I've got very little 'hands free' time with the baby trying to roll around the floor, putting into her mouth any small object that she could possibly choke on.
#9: Plenty to write about, not enough brain power to translate it into cohesive sentences. The number of brain cells lost rises exponentially with each child I give birth to, so let's see that's three times...um, you do the math because I can't.
#8: We're homeschooling now. My house looks like it got hit with the Kindergarten stick. If I have any more children, people will begin to assume I've begun a daycare program within my home.
#7: I accidentally just numbered this line "#10". Clearly I need more time to sleep, not blog.
#6: My wonderful husband always beats me to the computer.
#5: My wonderful husband also challenged me to a "write off". We are working on short fiction pieces separately and then getting together to review and critique them. He's been published, I haven't. Need I say more?
#4: I keep forgetting, where, to place, the, commas. He,lp!
#3: I am so smitten with "BBC America" I am having a hard time keeping away.
#2: The cats always sit in the office and stare at me while I write. Creepy.
AND #1: The baby is up from her nap...again. Gotta run!!
Stay tuned for the "top ten reasons I need regular chocolate intake to survive" and "top ten reasons no one reads my blog anymore".
posted by Kristen @ 6:46 AM
4 Comments:
At 12:35 PM,
Idaho Dad said…
That was hilarious!
You should write more about how you can't write more. :)
At 12:43 PM,
Anonymous said…
You can't say no one reads your blog any more! Even when I know better than to expect a new one every day, I still look at lunchtime, every day, anyway. (I'm comma challenged myself!) I check yours and Cat's and Ernie's and if there's no new blog, I look at the pictures on Flickr! That keeps me from having total withdrawal symptons!
At 5:05 PM,
Anonymous said…
They all sound like good reasons to me!
I'm not sure what my excuses are. I must make myself more busy!
At 4:26 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hey! I, read your, blog. ;)
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