Now I know why some men leave the toilet seat up

It's because as young boys all they did was let the lid slam shut after using it and their mothers went so crazy hearing the "BANG! BANG! BANG!" from it all day that they finally broke down and pleaded with the little guy to "just leave it up...please, whatever you do just leave the seat up!"


And that's how it happened. Those guys were just obeying their moms.


So my apologies, future daughter-in-law.