Mommy slips up
I am still adjusting to life with two pre-schoolers and a baby. Some days it's as though I am in complete and total control of everything. You know, in a good way, not a crazy, domineering momzilla kind of way. It's as if there's this natural ebb and flow and all the stars are aligned and so on and so forth. This morning has been like that. Baby is napping well, already got dishwasher emptied, trash is out, kids are dressed and working independently. Heck, I'm even showered! But I know it will pass. It is, as they say, "too good to last".
The other day I got the three kids all ready to go to Target. I had a bunch of different things I needed and knew I could get them all there so I thought a one-stop shopping trip would be manageable. It took a while, but I got everyone ready and had to feed Isobel a couple times before we could leave, but by the time we got to the store she was sleeping soundly, eased her into the Snugli, got the kids out, got a cart. Got inside the store, kids pushing the cart together (very cute) and not even bumping into anyone. Get everything I need, kids try on some hats in the accessories dept. for a while. Woman working there chats with David and Sofia for a bit. We get some snacks, back to car, baby still sleeping. Mission accomplished. How much do I rock?
Then I start the car and realize I am still wearing my slippers.
Supermom I am not. Superdork? Absolutely.
The other day I got the three kids all ready to go to Target. I had a bunch of different things I needed and knew I could get them all there so I thought a one-stop shopping trip would be manageable. It took a while, but I got everyone ready and had to feed Isobel a couple times before we could leave, but by the time we got to the store she was sleeping soundly, eased her into the Snugli, got the kids out, got a cart. Got inside the store, kids pushing the cart together (very cute) and not even bumping into anyone. Get everything I need, kids try on some hats in the accessories dept. for a while. Woman working there chats with David and Sofia for a bit. We get some snacks, back to car, baby still sleeping. Mission accomplished. How much do I rock?
Then I start the car and realize I am still wearing my slippers.
Supermom I am not. Superdork? Absolutely.
8 Comments:
At 11:15 AM, Anonymous said…
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That was great! :)
At 1:00 PM, Anonymous said…
OMG, you are too funny! At least your feet were comfortable :)
At 1:05 PM, Anonymous said…
Yes, but were they bunny slippers? Inquiring minds want to know…
At 3:38 PM, Anonymous said…
ohmygod I. love. it. hee hee!
At 4:05 PM, Anonymous said…
Hey, based on what I seed the high school kids wearing on their feet day in, day out, anything goes! Who would even notice? I thought you were going to say that everything was so unbelievably perfect, that then you woke up and realized you had only dreamt it all! It sounded wayyyyyy to good be real!!!
At 8:17 PM, Kristen said…
Well you see I have these slipper that I wear all around the house and even into the yard. My mom got me them for Christmas and they are the most comfortable things ever. But they look kind of like flip flops, so that is probably why no one noticed them, and why I left the house wearing them without thinking twice about it. The next time we went out I had David remind me to put my shoes on and thankfully he did.
At 7:37 AM, Alyssa said…
I guess as long as you didn't lock the kids in the car or leave the baby in the car seat on the roof - you're fine.
My husband constantly wanders around in his slippers. He's the world's oldest 32-year-old.
At 2:52 AM, Flea said…
LOL, oh dear dear dear! Too funeeeee!
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