When it rains, it pours...
...and when your washing machine is broken you can pretty much count on your cat to accidentally get trapped in the family room and have a raging case of the runs all over the couch, leaving you unable to wash the cushion covers.
David discovered the mess first, declaring that the baby had "pooped on the couch". I'm generally pretty good about keeping a diaper on Isobel so I was certain it wasn't baby poop he'd found.
Anyway, it was pretty gross. And then we discovered more of it, in other places. All in all, not a pleasant ending to the day.
Then today I re-strung a new set of lights on the tree since the set we've had for over six years finally decided to die two weeks after we put them on the tree. It's really hard to take lights off a tree without removing all the ornaments in the process. And knocking the tree down. Yes, it's been a banner couple of days.
On the bright side I've taught the kids to sing the "Twelve Days of Christmas" and they are doing splendidly. They make up their own lyrics, like most people tend to do. I overheard something about "Five golden big butts" and "Three French doofus heads" or something similar.
We are all doing our part here in the Burden household to make Christmas just a little bit brighter.
David discovered the mess first, declaring that the baby had "pooped on the couch". I'm generally pretty good about keeping a diaper on Isobel so I was certain it wasn't baby poop he'd found.
Anyway, it was pretty gross. And then we discovered more of it, in other places. All in all, not a pleasant ending to the day.
Then today I re-strung a new set of lights on the tree since the set we've had for over six years finally decided to die two weeks after we put them on the tree. It's really hard to take lights off a tree without removing all the ornaments in the process. And knocking the tree down. Yes, it's been a banner couple of days.
On the bright side I've taught the kids to sing the "Twelve Days of Christmas" and they are doing splendidly. They make up their own lyrics, like most people tend to do. I overheard something about "Five golden big butts" and "Three French doofus heads" or something similar.
We are all doing our part here in the Burden household to make Christmas just a little bit brighter.
7 Comments:
At 8:48 PM, Anonymous said…
Oh, Kristen. I am so sorry about your couch. Bleargh. I'm sending as much holiday cheer as I can through the internets your way. :)
At 10:31 PM, Kristen said…
Thanks, Melissa. I put the covers through the washer anyway, even though it's not spinning the water out the way it's supposed to and it's making alarmingly loud noises. I don't care. I can't have poop stains on my couch. Wine stains, maybe, but poop is unacceptable.
At 10:34 AM, Anonymous said…
Well, at least you have couch covers that come off to wash! I might jokingly comment that you are just trying to compete in disaster stories with the charming authoress of "outofmyblog"! It's been that kind of week, I guess! It can only go uphill from there!
Abue
At 10:51 AM, HLiza said…
Oh this is the perfect example why I can't stand cats in the house..but I don't have the heart to lock them out too. If it's just an old cover or cloth, I swear I'll throw it away..I won't think of even washing!
At 12:36 PM, Kristen said…
Peg- I know, and I was just thinking about how gross that was, but child poop is far more acceptable than cat poop.
Hliza- Normally I would have thrown them out too, but these are the zip-on covers to the couch that they came with, so there's no replacing them. That couch is going to get a slipcover soon anyway because the cats have scratched it up so badly. Why do I have these cats????!!!
At 2:27 PM, Anonymous said…
Oh dear, Kristen. What a stellar week you have had. I am also thinking of sending my cat away to the sausage factory or something.
Hang in there!
xoxo
Mo
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