Like 'Children of the Corn', Without The Corn
There are a lot of kids in our new neighborhood. I know there are some adults, too. At least I think. I really haven't seen them much. I caught a glimpse of the woman across the street, scurrying up the pathway to her porch last week. I chatted very briefly with a woman next door who was on her way out to her car. A man a couple houses over waved at me while I was in the backyard with the kids once. I guess I thought once we moved to the city we would be seeing more people on a day to day basis. There just doesn't seem to be much in the way of activity here. They all seem rushed to get to wherever they're going.
Then there are the children.
There is a small gaggle of neighborhood kids that you can either see or hear playing about on this and the intersecting streets. They are very friendly. Unusually friendly and they speak as polite adults would. I think it's pretty neat. They aren't shy, but they're not bothersome, either. But sometimes they kind of scare me.
Yesterday I was out front doing a little gardening after the Easter festivities and saw a shadow pass over my pansies. I turned and was startled by a tall, twelvish-year old boy with pecan colored hair, looming over me, watching me work.
"Hi" he said, half waving.
"Hi there."
"Have you met me yet?" Interesting way to ask.
"Umm, I don't think so."
He introduces himself and points to the large house down the street where he lives.
"That's where we all play. So whenever they want to play, they can come, too." He gestures to David and Sofia who have made their way out onto the front stoop to check out the boy.
"Well, that's nice. Thank you."
We make small talk for a bit about how nice the neighborhood is and then he lists off the names of the other children, asking whom I've met so far. I tell him I can't remember all of their names but that I met at least six or seven others.
"Oh well," he says dismissively. "You'll meet them all sooner or later." There's something a little ominous to this last line. I hope I'm not going to meet them at the neighborhood ritual adult sacrifice. I've yet to be introduced to "He Who Walks Behind The Row Houses", so I think I'm safe, for the time being. Maybe if I wear my hair in ponytails no one will notice I'm thirty-two.
If I don't blog for another week or two, someone send out a search party.
Then there are the children.
There is a small gaggle of neighborhood kids that you can either see or hear playing about on this and the intersecting streets. They are very friendly. Unusually friendly and they speak as polite adults would. I think it's pretty neat. They aren't shy, but they're not bothersome, either. But sometimes they kind of scare me.
Yesterday I was out front doing a little gardening after the Easter festivities and saw a shadow pass over my pansies. I turned and was startled by a tall, twelvish-year old boy with pecan colored hair, looming over me, watching me work.
"Hi" he said, half waving.
"Hi there."
"Have you met me yet?" Interesting way to ask.
"Umm, I don't think so."
He introduces himself and points to the large house down the street where he lives.
"That's where we all play. So whenever they want to play, they can come, too." He gestures to David and Sofia who have made their way out onto the front stoop to check out the boy.
"Well, that's nice. Thank you."
We make small talk for a bit about how nice the neighborhood is and then he lists off the names of the other children, asking whom I've met so far. I tell him I can't remember all of their names but that I met at least six or seven others.
"Oh well," he says dismissively. "You'll meet them all sooner or later." There's something a little ominous to this last line. I hope I'm not going to meet them at the neighborhood ritual adult sacrifice. I've yet to be introduced to "He Who Walks Behind The Row Houses", so I think I'm safe, for the time being. Maybe if I wear my hair in ponytails no one will notice I'm thirty-two.
If I don't blog for another week or two, someone send out a search party.
3 Comments:
At 3:53 PM, Alyssa said…
You know it is weird - we live, basically, at the center of town and didn't really see anyone all winter. Suddenly it is warmer and everyone is outside.
Yesterday when I was planting in the front yard, I had like 8 visitors. Of course, I'm covered in dirt and sweaty and suck a the take a moment to say hello part. I usually talk as I work and people move along. I just hope I didn't have plumber's crack. That would be embarassing!
At 11:54 AM, Anonymous said…
Oh, that's too funny. Freaky weird, but funny. Now I've got the 'Children of the Korn' song by Korn stuck in my head...
When I first moved to the city, I never even spoke to any of my neighbors until I got the dog. Once I started walking around the neighborhood with him, suddenly I was Mr. Popularity. Every walk turned into a greyhound adoption outreach program. ;)
At 2:04 PM, Jimmy James said…
Yeah that is weird for sure , It's like unnnerving when kids act like that.
Wehad a little boy come into the restuarant and stand at the line and yell at us. I was like"where's your dad ,Kid?" He's was nasty and rude and like 4 ft tall.
I guess I was just annoyed by him and not so creeped out. But I didn't desire to see him trip and fall ,....that's kinda mean though.
It's weird when kids talk like adults...makes you feel creepy.
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